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Great Ape - Fiction (Go to Poetry)

Write something funny. Anything that makes us laugh goes to the top of the accepted pile. Hint: If reading it doesn’t make you at least smeyes, chances are that we are not interested in publishing it.

We Like…
puns; pithy jokes; dirty jokes; baths; clean jokes; satire; dark humor; levity, brevity, gravity, surprises; wordplay; surrealism; animals that can talk; animals that can’t talk; animals that can talk but choose not to; EVERYTHING that takes the ridiculousness of human existence as its central theme

Market Genres, Styles & Subjects

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
0 to 1000 words

Short Story
1000 to 4000 words

Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No

Market Response Data
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There are 1 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
61 min | 61.00 mean avg | 61 median | 61 max days
100.00% - avg 61 days (0.00% of rejections are personal)
Dead Letters:
Never Responded:
0 pending responses (0 min | 0 mean avg | 0 median | 0 max days waiting)
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Listing added: 19 November 2019

Last officially checked: 19 November 2019

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