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HOOT - Poetry (Go to Fiction)



Description
We will read all types of work. However, we especially like work that is audacious, surprising and zesty. Furthermore, we want this postcard to be shareable. Work that’s about the depressingness of gloomy alcohol clinking on the bottom of a shadowy glass in the gloaming after a father’s death wouldn’t work as well hanging from a fridge or tucked playfully in someone’s lunchbag. As you’re submitting, remember the Refrigerator Rule. Ask yourself: “Would someone want this hanging on their fridge?”
That said, if you’ve got some melancholy work that is surprising and zesty and GOOD then we would be very excited to check it out.


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Market Genres, Styles & Subjects
Genres
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Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Poetry
Any length
Non-Paying


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: Yes
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: Yes
Simultaneous Submissions?: Yes

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This market listing was last officially checked on 20 March 2020


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