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Dear Leader Tales - Fiction (Go to Poetry)
Feral Cat Publishers




Description
We’re looking for original fiction short stories and poetry in support of an election year theme “Dear Leader Tales” (DLT) anthology. We want stories of a humorous or satirical bent which illustrate or lampoon an emperor’s hubris (and lack of clothing). In that spirit, we don’t want any real life current or past Dear Leaders named directly, but their known foibles are fair game.

If you’re one of the oppressed, regardless of who’s in charge, this is your chance to deploy devastating humor, satire, wit, and sarcasm to bring them down a few notches. If nothing else, we can amuse ourselves in a trying time. Examples beyond the political include CEOs who constantly quote Sun Tzu or Machiavelli incorrectly, cats plotting to overthrow their human overlords, in short anywhere clueless oppressors operate.


Market Submission Schedule
  • Submission Window - Jul 1, 2020 thru Jul 31, 2020 (Ends 18 days from now)

Market Genres, Styles & Subjects
Genres
Fantasy
General

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Short Story
1000 to 5000 words
3 cents/word


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: Yes
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: Yes

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Listing added: 23 June 2020


Last officially checked: 3 July 2020


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