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The Daily Drunk - Fiction (Go to Poetry)

Welcome to The Daily Drunk. We feature daily humor from writers from all over the world.

We started this site because we wanted a space to showcase some kick-ass writing. We were tired of the pretentious and gate-keeping submission process.

At The Daily Drunk, we ain't picky. We like our beer like we like our writing: a lot of it!

Not many rules here. Just be kind and all that good stuff.

Market Genres

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
0 to 800 words

Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: Yes

Market Response Data
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This statistical information is an aggregation of submission data provided by our members. The more data we have the more accurate our
numbers will be so please be sure to log all of your submissions here and not just your rejections or acceptances.

There are 16 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
0 min | 4.25 mean avg | 0 median | 55 max days
68.75% - avg 5 days
31.25% - avg 2 days (20.00% of rejections are personal)
Dead Letters:
Never Responded:

0 pending responses (0 min | 0 mean avg | 0 median | 0 max days waiting)
Note: pending statistics may skew high if some users neglect their data.
We recommend querying after the time the market suggests to query.

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Listing added: 26 June 2020

Last officially checked: 26 June 2020

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