Once Upon a Crocodile - Poetry
(Fiction) (Nonfiction)
Description
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
Humorous Fantasy (high, dark, low, light, wet or dry, we don’t mind, so long as it’s funny)
Humorous Sci-Fi
Dark humour / tongue-in-cheek horror
The Absurd
Funny animal stories
Parodies
Pastiches
Short funny plays / vignettes
Funny poems of any form (limericks, senryu, haiku, etc)
As long as it makes us laugh, we will be interested to read it.
Humorous Fantasy (high, dark, low, light, wet or dry, we don’t mind, so long as it’s funny)
Humorous Sci-Fi
Dark humour / tongue-in-cheek horror
The Absurd
Funny animal stories
Parodies
Pastiches
Short funny plays / vignettes
Funny poems of any form (limericks, senryu, haiku, etc)
As long as it makes us laugh, we will be interested to read it.
Market Submission Schedule
- Submission window - Nov 1, 2025 thru Dec 31, 2025 (Ends 44 days from now)
- Submission window - Apr 1, 2026 thru May 31, 2026 (Begins 134 days from now)
Market Genres
Genres
FantasyFurry
General
Horror
Humor
Science Fiction
Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Poetry
0 to 45 lines
Non-Paying
Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Unknown Policy
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Estimated Response: 30 days
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Estimated Response: 30 days
Market-Provided Data
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Market Response Data (User-Reported)
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Count:
There are 2 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 47 | Average: 47.00 | Median: 47 | Max: 47
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
-
Rejected:
100.00% - avg 47 days
(0.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
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Dead Letters:
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Lost/Returned:
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Never Responded:
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Withdrawn:
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Pending:
There are 0 pending responses.
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Listing added: 6 May 2021
Last officially checked: 2 November 2025