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Bullshit Lit - Fiction (Go to Poetry)



Description
THIS IS BULLSHIT, A LITERARY MAGAZINE WHICH PUBLISHES SOME REALLY SHITTY WORK BY SOME REALLY GOOD ARTISTS.

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WE LOVE THE UGLY, THE INANE, AND THE POINTLESS.

We want to see the work you haven't sent to other lit mags because you know it's just not working. Your shitty prose, fucked-up line breaks, abandoned sketches, nonsensical plots, and so on. Everybody else wants your best—we want your worst.


Market Genres
Genres
General

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Flash
0 to 1000 words
Non-Paying

Short Story
1000 to 7500 words
Non-Paying

Novelette
7500 to 17500 words
Non-Paying

Novella
17500 to 40000 words
Non-Paying


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Reprints/Originals?: Originals Only
Translations: Original Language Only

Market Response Data
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numbers will be so please be sure to log all of your submissions here and not just your rejections or acceptances.


Count:
There are 17 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 2 | Average: 5.29 | Median: 5 | Max: 14
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
29.41% - avg 4 days
Rejected:
70.58% - avg 5 days (33.33% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
-

Pending:
There are 0 pending responses.


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Listing added: 29 November 2021


Last officially checked: 25 March 2022


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