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Necronomi-RomCom - Fiction (Poetry)



Description
Just because the cosmic flirts with disaster doesn’t mean it can’t flirt with other things! In this anthology, we’re looking for cosmic tales with a light romantic twist. Think couples visiting Leng on blind dates and Carcosa on their honeymoons, Valentine's Day roses tinted with the Color Out of Space, and brains in jars finding everlasting love with Mi-go. Think the lost pages of the Necronomicon written in sonnet form, Shoggoths shape-changing to impress the objects of their affection, and Nyarlathotep crushing on someone while Azathoth is piping a love song. Send us your best blend of cosmic and romance… just no erotica. Satire is great, and a little bit of dark is always welcome—after all, just because depressed, angry Deep Ones meet cute too doesn’t mean it’s all a bed of roses.
That said? We look forward to reading your most imaginative comic romance fantasies!


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Market Genres
Genres
Fantasy
Horror
Humor
Romance
Science Fiction

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Short Story
1000 to 6000 words
1 cent/word


Reprints
Short Story
1000 to 6000 words
Unknown


Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Unknown Policy
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Estimated Response: 30 days

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Market Response Data
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Count:
There are 16 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 21 | Average: 85.00 | Median: 80 | Max: 186
Responded:
87.50%
Accepted:
50.00% - avg 66 days
Rejected:
37.50% - avg 109 days (0.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
12.50%

Pending:
There are 0 pending responses.


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Listing added: 30 March 2023


Last officially checked: 4 April 2023


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