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Johnny America



Description
Johnny America is a large rabbit who lives in a bungalow on the Moon between two rivers of wine (one red, one white). He is the also namesake of this website of fiction, humor, and other miscellany and of the Johnny America print ’zine that’s published sporadically by the Moon Rabbit Drinking Club & Benevolence Society.

Johnny America spends most of his days lounging against a low crater, fishing rod in paw. Some afternoons he helps plow the cheese fields?—?to earn extra money for carrots?—?but usually he’s in the valley cut by the Mercer and Mancini Rivers, idling. The fish on the Moon are constantly drunk and easy to catch. They look almost exactly like bass but taste of marmalade and cinnamon.


Market Genres
Genres
General
Humor

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Flash
100 to 1000 words
Non-Paying

Short Story
1000 to 4500 words
Non-Paying


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: Yes
Estimated Response: 30 days

Market Response Data
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Accuracy:
There are 4 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
3 min | 16.75 mean avg | 17 median | 30 max days
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
25.00% - avg 30 days
Rejected:
75.00% - avg 12 days (100.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
-

Pending:
0 pending responses (0 min | 0 mean avg | 0 median | 0 max days waiting)
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Listing added: 6 April 2013


Last officially checked: 4 April 2020


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