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Twisted Laughs: An Anthology of Dark Humor
Exploding Head Fiction




Description
We're summoning the darkest, most devilishly witty scribes for our upcoming anthology of dark humor. Unleash your ink and submit your darkest chuckles. We're searching for tales that tickle the funny bone while sending shivers down the spine. Dare to delve into the abyss of laughter with us? Submit your morbidly hilarious masterpieces today!


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Market Genres
Genres
Horror
Humor

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Flash
0 to 1000 words
$15/piece

Short Story
1000 to 2500 words
$15/piece



Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Not Allowed
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: Yes
Simultaneous Submissions?: Yes
Translations: Original Language Only

Market-Provided Data

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Market Response Data
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Count:
There are 34 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 1 | Average: 16.59 | Median: 12 | Max: 48
Responded:
94.11%
Accepted:
-
Rejected:
94.11% - avg 16 days (6.25% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
5.88%

Pending:
There are 17 pending responses. (5 min | 42 average | 55 median | 76 max days waiting)
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Listing added: 5 May 2024


Last officially checked: 5 May 2024


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