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JAKE - Nonfiction (Fiction) (Poetry)

Jake is the punkest little shit you know. He doesn’t want to eat his vegetables, he doesn’t want to wake up for school, he doesn’t want to follow the established trends of what makes good literary writing good and bad literary writing bad. Jake wants to look deep into the heart of all entropy of the universe, and do a sick kickflip over the abyss between what we know is possible and what we dream can be. Jake is the king of bad taste, of broken forms, and broken rules. Jake wants all of the shade of the bigger, badder mags, and he wants your funniest, strangest, or boldest words. Jake is here to play without rules.

JAKE can appreciate a good real life story every once in a while.

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale

2000 to 7000 words

Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Not Allowed
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Estimated Response: 30 days

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Min: 8 | Average: 8.00 | Median: 8 | Max: 8
100.00% - avg 8 days (0.00% of rejections are personal)
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Listing added: 8 July 2024

Last officially checked: 8 July 2024

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