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Dirty Magick Magazine



Description
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We like a variety of stories but will only publish a few styles. Please read closely as these are the rules and they will not be broken.

First and foremost, we are interested in urban fantasy which we define as fantasy adventure fiction which takes place in modern settings. These places can be real or imaginary (although we prefer the former), but the story must have some combination of those typical elements: magic, other sentient races, enchanted objects, and mythical backgrounds. These all may be underground and hidden, but they must play a part in the story.

Next, we want sword and sorcery which we define as fantasy adventure fiction taking place in an ancient or alternative world where the protagonists must use their wits and weapons to survive. We contrast this with high fantasy (which we are not interested in) where quests taken on behalf of the rulers are world shaking. We are much more interested in the street level like the Fafhrd and Gray Mouser tales of Fritz Leiber and the Conan/Bran Mak Morn tales of Robert E. Howard.

Finally, we will consider gothic and supernatural horror. We won’t define this directly, but this is a market to submit vampire, werewolf, ghost, and cryptid fiction. Be warned, it would be best to use these creatures in one of the previously mentioned genres as that would be a quicker path to publication.

Now that we’ve established genres, here are some flavors which would be acceptable:



Steampunk, but only if it fits the urban fantasy description
Cyberpunk, with the same caveat
Grimdark, but only if the violence is not too graphic
Magical Realism, but only if there’s a compelling plot
Mystery/Crime-this where we started and we want to keep the fantasy-crime hybrid alive


Market Genres
Genres
Action/Adventure
Fantasy
Horror
Humor
Mystery/Crime

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Short Story
2000 to 7500 words
$50/piece

Novelette
7500 to 12500 words
$50/piece



Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Unknown Policy
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: Yes
Translations: Original Language Only

Market-Provided Data

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Market Response Data (User-Reported)
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Count:
There are 128 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 12 | Average: 76.11 | Median: 76 | Max: 269
Responded:
95.31%
Accepted:
11.71% - avg 88 days
Rejected:
83.59% - avg 74 days (33.64% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
0.78%
Lost/Returned:
0.78%
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
3.90%

Pending:
There are 41 pending responses. (1 min | 12.09 average | 14 median | 21 max days waiting)
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Listing added: 16 July 2024


Last officially checked: 25 June 2026


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