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Note: one submission per window. Note: if your work is accepted, wait three issues after publication to submit again.
We strongly favor work with depth and unique insight that explores the human condition and leans toward unusual, possibly urgent, and slightly unhinged. Life is absurd, and we like being moved in unexpected ways by its absurdity.
Temporarily closing for submissions on Apr 1, 2026 (Begins 17 days from now)
Market Genres
Genres
General
Humor
Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Poetry
Any length
$15/piece
Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Not Allowed
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: Yes
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language and Translations
Estimated Response: 105 days
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Count:
There are 0 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Pending:
There are 10 pending responses.
(15 min | 18.30 average | 15 median | 26 max days waiting)
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