Hayduke Irish Lives! - Fiction
(Poetry) (Nonfiction)
Description
WHAT THE EDITOR WANTS:
Satire (n.):
The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
This administration can’t take a joke. So I want to tell jokes that they won’t get. It won’t be that hard.
Satire is sneaky funny, so be sneaky funny. You may notice a particular trend above:
Name no politician.
We all know who you’re talking about. This is a clever magazine for clever people… so please be clever.
Satire (n.):
The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
This administration can’t take a joke. So I want to tell jokes that they won’t get. It won’t be that hard.
Satire is sneaky funny, so be sneaky funny. You may notice a particular trend above:
Name no politician.
We all know who you’re talking about. This is a clever magazine for clever people… so please be clever.
Market Genres
Genres
HumorMarket Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Flash
0 to 1000 words
1 cent/word
Short Story
1000 to 6500 words
1 cent/word
Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Unknown Policy
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Market-Provided Data
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Market Response Data (User-Reported)
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Count:
There are 8 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 0 | Average: 2.00 | Median: 1 | Max: 8
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
25.00% - avg 4 days
Rejected:
75.00% - avg 1 days
(83.33% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
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Withdrawn:
-
Pending:
There are 7 pending responses.
(0 min | 11.28 average | 14 median | 19 max days waiting)
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Listing added: 19 June 2026
Last officially checked: 19 June 2026