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Hayduke Irish Lives! - Poetry (Fiction) (Nonfiction)



Description
Will also accept poetry, but… like for real… It’s got to be funny.

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WHAT THE EDITOR WANTS:

Satire (n.):

The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

This administration can’t take a joke. So I want to tell jokes that they won’t get. It won’t be that hard.

Satire is sneaky funny, so be sneaky funny. You may notice a particular trend above:

Name no politician.

We all know who you’re talking about. This is a clever magazine for clever people… so please be clever.


Market Genres
Genres
Humor

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Poetry
Any length
$10/piece



Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Unknown Policy
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only

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Market Response Data (User-Reported)
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Count:
There are 2 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 1 | Average: 1.00 | Median: 1 | Max: 1
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
-
Rejected:
100.00% - avg 1 days (0.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
-

Pending:
There are 0 pending responses.


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Listing added: 19 June 2026


Last officially checked: 19 June 2026


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