The Disappointed Housewife - Fiction (Go to Poetry)



The Disappointed Housewife seeks fiction, essays, and poetry – along with unclassifiable writings, photos, and drawings – that stretch genre definitions, break the rules, challenge readers, and bend their brains, all while maintaining the highest levels of style and substance.

Just about anything goes.

We think that literature has to evolve, that it should keep up with the world around it even if it doesn’t reflect it so much as use it. Taunt it. Remold it, when required.

We’re looking for stories that strike us as different, always with that idiosyncratic touch. Iconoclastic. Kind of bent. Humorous. Poems that find the metaphors we’ve been looking for but never quite landed on. Essays that take us away from the usual and into the world of the unseen and overlooked.


Market Genres, Styles & Subjects
Genres
General
Humor
Literary

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Flash
0 to 1000 words
Non-Paying

Short Story
1000 to 1500 words
Non-Paying


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No

Market Response Data
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Accuracy:
There are 3 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
5 min | 6.33 mean avg | 7 median | 7 max days
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
66.66% - avg 6 days
Rejected:
33.33% - avg 7 days (100.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
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Dead Letters:
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Lost/Returned:
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Never Responded:
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Withdrawn:
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Pending:
0 pending responses (0 min | 0 mean avg | 0 median | 0 max days waiting)
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