Knucklehead Noir
Coffin Hop Press




Tales of dimwitted criminals and unlucky twits on the wrong side of the law. Nimrods, numbskulls and rejects. Bumbling sidekicks and idiots-gone-wrong.
Elmore Leonard and Charles Willeford ain’t got nothin’ on these dipshits.


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Market Genres, Styles & Subjects
Genres
Mystery/Crime

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Flash
0 to 1000 words
2 cents/word

Short Story
1000 to 5000 words
2 cents/word


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: Yes
Simultaneous Submissions?: No

Market Response Data
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Accuracy:
There are 4 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
19 min | 73.75 mean avg | 63 median | 149 max days
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
-
Rejected:
100.00% - avg 73 days (0.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
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Dead Letters:
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Lost/Returned:
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Never Responded:
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Withdrawn:
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Pending:
0 pending responses (0 min | 0 mean avg | 0 median | 0 max days waiting)
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