Funny Pearls

We are looking for everything from subtle humour or a particularly witty writing-style to outright comedy. The topic can be almost anything, it’s the humorous angle that matters. It can be light and breezy, dark or twisted.

We welcome sharp writing with a message and observations portrayed in an amusing manner although we do not accept writing that’s mean-spirited. Funny Pearls is a friendly website.

Humour is individual and we do not expect everybody to find all our contributions hilarious. But – if your text makes you laugh, giggle or smile, chances are it will make somebody else laugh, giggle or smile. So why not have a go?

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Market Genres, Styles & Subjects

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
0 to 1000 words

Short Story
1000 to 4000 words

Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No

Market Response Data
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12 min | 12.00 mean avg | 12 median | 12 max days
100.00% - avg 12 days
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