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Description
Accursed items. Some people believe in them, some people don’t. With a truly cursed item, belief doesn’t matter. It’s gonna do its best to get you anyway. You might survive, with the worst luck ever. Or you might not. Maybe you'll be compelled to do things you never would without its influence. Maybe you thought it would help you at the casino. Maybe it did. But there’s always a price to pay, one you aren’t ready for. That little lucky charm you have in your pocket may be doing more damage than good. But you think its helping. It's cursed, and does not have your best interests in mind. Sometimes it’s not even an item, it’s a person. Be careful what you pick up. Be careful who you friend. You never know. It, or they, might be accursed. Your story must prominently feature some kind of cursed item.

Jolly Horror Press LOVES horror/comedy, but we will publish pure horror as well. We give humorous stories a slight edge however, when considering whether to include them.


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Market Genres, Styles & Subjects
Genres
Horror
Humor

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Short Story
2500 to 6000 words
Less than 1 cent/word


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: Yes
Simultaneous Submissions?: Yes

Market Response Data
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numbers will be so please be sure to log all of your submissions here and not just your rejections or acceptances.


Accuracy:
There are 9 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
12 min | 26.28 mean avg | 22 median | 49 max days
Responded:
77.77%
Accepted:
-
Rejected:
77.77% - avg 26 days (100.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
22.22%
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
22.22%
Pending:
0 pending responses (0 min | 0 mean avg | 0 median | 0 max days waiting)
Note: pending statistics may skew high if some users neglect their data.
We recommend querying after the time the market suggests to query.


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