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Who Can Hold a Princess by Vivian M. Liu

January 2, 2026 1108 words

A princess cursed to live in a glass cage. A prophecy that only a swordsman can save her. And the retainer who will do anything to protect her.

This Is Not a Space Kidnapping Fantasy by Priya Sridhar

December 15, 2025 3585 words

Fandom is where Vega finds friendship, community, commiseration. But what she really wants is for the rockets to come for her.

Our Lady of the Elevator by Shiwei Zhou

December 1, 2025 3363 words

Ahyi is the elevator operator in the apartment building. She always knows what to do, even when things start getting weird.

The Interview by Tim Hickson

November 17, 2025 2939 words

Job interviews are stressful enough, but when you're applying for the right of personhood, your entire future depends on it.

When Eve Chose Us by Tia Tashiro

November 3, 2025 2431 words

On my best friend Eve's 34th birthday, she decided to join the hivemind.

Resurrection Scars by Sheila Massie

October 15, 2025 3584 words

The ishetim can resurrect her lover, once. Even if she never wanted to come back.

(Skin) by Chelsea Sutton

October 1, 2025 3350 words

When Estelle dies, her Skin doesn't. Some people take that better than others.

On the Effects and Efficiency of Birdsong: A Meta-Analysis by F.T. Berner

September 15, 2025 3496 words

Marco's research on generating power from birdsong is taken too far and too fast.

The Glorious Pursuit of Nominal by Lisa Brideau

September 1, 2025 3480 words

A maintanence bot is going to bring its ship's metrics to the unimaginable glory of 100% nominal.

Skin as Warp, Blood as Weft by Lilia Zhang

August 15, 2025 969 words

Zhinü weaves endlessly to forget the man who trapped her in her skin, and all the things he took.

Will He Speak With Gentle Words? by A.J. Rocca

August 1, 2025 1994 words

When the fisherman brings in the leviathan, it leaves calm seas in its wake and brings strangers to their shore.

The Saint of Arms by Mason Yeater

July 16, 2025 3276 words

What does it matter if you take away everyone else's weapons, if you cant use one against them?

Please Properly Cage Your Words by Beth Goder

July 2, 2025 1995 words

The fourth wall there, it can make or break Jane's reality.

Paths, Littlings, and Holy Things by Somto Ihezue

June 16, 2025 3260 words

Olaedo's not going to let it happen. Not this time. When she felt there were two, she planned her escape.

Irina, Unafraid by Anna Clark

June 2, 2025 1298 words

No one's really sure what to think, when they find out Irina was augmenting with a fear-inhibitor before she tried to jump through the moon.

Laser Eyes Ain't Everything by Effie Seiberg

May 16, 2025 3479 words

Falling space debris changes a lot about your life. You'd think the Superhero Union would understand that.

The Rat King Who Wasn't by Stephen Granade

May 2, 2025 2847 words

The sudden abdication of a rat king leaves his successor angry and his friend worried.

The Octopus Dreams of Personhood by Hannah Yang

April 16, 2025 3035 words

An octopus wants to borrow Shun's body. And why not; it's not like she's doing anything with it.

The Unfactory by Derrick Boden

April 2, 2025 1890 words

You clock in, you unmake a bit of reality, you write a tidy little report, you clock out.

The Witches Who Drowned by R.J. Becks

March 17, 2025 3080 words

Don't get too precious about what you can do, and the Navy and police and career academics will let you swim deep enough to hide what's actually important.

The Matador and the Labyrinth by C.C. Finlay

March 3, 2025 2699 words

The matador takes to the ring, ready to dance with death and a somewhat disappointing bull.

In His Image by R. Haven

February 17, 2025 2480 words

A statue, in its crafting, is full of love for its creator, but rather short on understanding.

Application For Continuance: vMingle Restroom Utility (RedemptionMod) by Ethan Charles Reed

February 3, 2025 3003 words

A Virtual Restroom Utility sets out to make tolerable Macy's date with the customer colloquially known as Irredeemable Narcissist Tim.

The Statue Hunt by E. Carey Crowder

January 15, 2025 3032 words

Two academics indulging a boisterous student treasure hunt stumble across more than they had bargained for.

The Year the Sheep God Shattered by Marissa Lingen

January 3, 2025 3280 words

Every year, Suvin's village lets go its old gods, and casts new ones. It's not always an easy transition.

Margery Lung Is Unstoppable by Lisa Cai

December 16, 2024 3288 words

Margie always raised the dead for a reason.

St. Thomas Aquinas Administers the Turing Test by Mary Berman

December 2, 2024 1774 words

Before an automaton may take the Eucharist, Saint Thomas Aquinas must devise a way to determine whether it has a soul.

The Lighthouse Keeper by Melinda Brasher

November 15, 2024 3500 words

They finally let her have a job, and she just wanted to do it well.

Song for a Star-Whale's Ghost by Devin Miller

November 1, 2024 1710 words

Balentora's ghost was old, and confused, and no one could be sure whether the whale understood why this heist was so important.

Bone Talker, Bone Eater by D.S. Ravenhurst

October 16, 2024 3089 words

Suvi can hear the bones talk, and to everyone else, that's enough to bring the bone eaters.

The Gaunt Strikes Again by Rich Larson

October 2, 2024 1001 words

Anybody who's anybody is at the Duke's lavish soiree, which makes it the perfect target for The Gaunt.

Batter and Pearl by Steph Kwiatkowski

September 16, 2024 3574 words

It's sort of like old times with Dough-Girl and Brill on board, hunting pearl and mucking batter, but then I remember Ecker's got somewhere else to go, and something else to be.

Letters From Mt. Monroe Elementary, Third Grade by Sarah Pauling

September 2, 2024 2084 words

An accelerated history of welcoming the aliens through the letters, imaginings, and understandings of schoolchildren.

Dreamwright Street by Mike Reeves-McMillan

August 16, 2024 2282 words

Dreams are valuable... to the people that can afford them.

In Tandem by Emilee Prado

August 2, 2024 1585 words

From the moment they met, they shared everything. Mind, body, and soul. And then one of them changed.

Phantom Heart by Charlie B. Lorch

July 15, 2024 2490 words

The Artificial Death Reconstruction Unit has seen a lot of violent ends, even before the police officer brought it home.

Eternal Recurrence by Spencer Nitkey

July 1, 2024 1864 words

You're gone, and your replacements just aren't working. No matter how much material I give them, they just can't see to be you.

Hold the Sea Inside by Erin Keating

June 17, 2024 3188 words

Maribel prayed to the sea, and the sea would answer.

How to Kill the Giant Living Brain You Found in Your Mother's Basement After She Died: An Interactive Guide by Alex Sobel

May 15, 2024 4307 words

Ah! I see your mother has left you an enormous living brain in her basement. Are you ready to slay this unexpected inheritance?

Ketchōkuma by Mason Yeater

May 1, 2024 2377 words

Working for the employment bureau, Yasuko Nagamine forms a... special relationship with the kaiju-bear wreaking havoc on the city.

Six-Month Assessment on Miracle Fresh by Anne Liberton

April 15, 2024 2230 words

A marketing report on the effectiveness of the first choice in holy refreshment.

The Offer of Peace Between Two Worlds by Renan Bernardo

March 15, 2024 2484 words

Despite being born and raised as a peace offering, free will has other plans for a precious ship and its vestigal child.

Level One: Blowtorch by Jared Oliver Adams

March 1, 2024 1199 words

Five-year-old Graciela is starting to have to play a little harder for rations, and now Friend is asking her to visit the No-No Door.

The Geist and/in/as the Boltzmann Brain by M.J. Pettit

February 16, 2024 2425 words

The atoms forming Lem's brain keep forming again and again, impossibly yearning for an improbable girlfriend.

BUDDY RAYMOND'S NO-BULLSHIT GUIDE TO DRONE HUNTING by Gillian Secord

February 2, 2024 1894 words

DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. The feds don't take kindly to these handouts.

They Are Dancing by John Stadelman

January 15, 2024 2311 words

Lovers would run forever, to stay in one moment.

A Descending Arctic Excavation of Us by Sara S. Messenger

January 3, 2024 1272 words

A descendant descends through the layers of ice and history and all the microfloric of life on earth.

It Clings by Hammond Diehl

December 1, 2023 829 words

A dybbuk is colorless. It is flat. It is kind of sticky.

In the Shelter of Ghosts by Risa Wolf

November 1, 2023 3538 words

Rory builds a home, a shelter from the bug, but there's always a chance her father will refuse to haunt it.

Like Ladybugs, Bright Spots In Your Mailbox by Marie Croke

October 2, 2023 2967 words

A little bit of joy, of freedom, of luck and happiness... Yeah, it's beautiful, but it's just not allowable.

Requiem by P.H. Low

September 15, 2023 3308 words

You wanted me to burn bright. And you brought me here, where that flame could be harnessed. What did you expect?

Every Me Is Someone Else by Andrew Dibble

September 1, 2023 3189 words

Joshua's having trouble differentiating himself from his mother long enough to say goodbye.

Shalom Aleichem by Y.M. Resnik

August 16, 2023 3769 words

Eli's angel is one hell of a wingperson.

On a Smoke-Blackened Wing by Joanne Rixon

August 2, 2023 2548 words

All over the world, we are beginning to flock, giving wings to anything that leaves ground. And there, with her head firmly in the clouds, is little Avie.

The Dryad and the Carpenter by Samara Auman

July 18, 2023 2987 words

A dryad, once beloved of Athena, becomes the focus of a talented carpenter and his growing family.

Glass Moon Water by Linda Niehoff

July 5, 2023 2101 words

Mothers try their best, but sometimes nothing else will satisfy a child's thirst for adventure, but a summer swim with the dead.

Interstate Mohinis by M.L. Krishnan

June 16, 2023 3030 words

I don't know what I am or why I feed. Only that my hunger and I persist. Until I, at last, met the Beautiful One.

They Were Wonderful, Once by Lily Watson

June 2, 2023 1730 words

A small vampire family takes a road trip across America to see New York City, but it's not how grandma remembers it.

Diamondback V. Tunnelrat by Nick Thomas

May 15, 2023 3360 words

In a landmark court case, the troll Diamondback and Tunnelrat the dwarf argue to the rights to one severed (and reattached) ear.

Bottled Words by Carol Scheina

April 17, 2023 3333 words

Our family has hundreds of bottled words, and Dad keeps them all, like he thinks one day I'll be able to hear them.

Re: Your Stone by Guan Un

April 3, 2023 1335 words

For Sisyphus, working at Hades Corp is a literal nightmare.

A Girl With a Planet In Her Eye by Ruth Joffre

March 22, 2023 870 words

There's a planet in her eye, and it needs room to grow.

The Desert's Voice is Sweet to Hear by Carolina Valentine

March 15, 2023 3870 words

The desert is very convincing, once it's inside your head.

The Hivemind's Royal Jelly by Josh Pearce

March 8, 2023 859 words

A wax man murdered a wax man, and yet insists there has been no crime.

Rattenkönig by Jenova Edenson

March 1, 2023 3650 words

It'll be a road trip to remember, and only one of them knows there's no going back.

Devil's Lace by Julie Le Blanc

February 15, 2023 3597 words

Demons have been challenged to fiddles, and chess games, and poker. But crochet? That's a first.

Tell Me the Meaning of Bees by Amal Singh

January 16, 2023 3612 words

Words are vanishing, and with them, all meaning and effect. Without ‘caulk', ships will sink.

Dog Song by Avi Naftali

January 2, 2023 1474 words

The stability of taxonomy falters in the face of interspecies dominion.

When There Is Sugar by Leonard Richardson

December 16, 2022 1913 words

War takes things like sugar, like sons, and gives back ill-trained ovens

Figure Modeling is a Pocket Universe: A Speculative Fiction Perspective From a First-Time Figure Model by A. Nonny Sourit

December 7, 2022 2423 words

A likening of figure modeling to a portal fantasy.

Midwifery of Gods: A Primer for Mortals by Amanda Helms

December 2, 2022 1166 words

So you've been whisked away from your mortal responsibilities to attend a divine birth. It's important to be prepared.

Beneath the Crust by Phil Dyer

November 16, 2022 3599 words

How far would you go for the perfect bite?

The Restaurant of Object Permanence by Beth Goder

November 2, 2022 1100 words

Object permanence: the ability to remember objects when they are no longer in sight.

Estelle and the Cabbage's First Last Night Together by Amy Johnson

October 17, 2022 3225 words

Estelle's got a craving for hunter's stew. Which means going out and making a new (cabbage) friend.

Downstairs at Dino's by Diana Hurlburt

October 3, 2022 2859 words

When the boys come to town, the town bends to accommodate them.

A Stitch in Time, A Thousand Cuts by Murtaza Mohsin

September 16, 2022 1999 words

Ali has ten minutes, after the bomb has hit, to go back and save what's most important.

The Grammar of City Streets by Daniel Ausema

September 2, 2022 1182 words

In a city magically mapped by language, there are many paths to the same address.

Take Me To the Water by Sarah Macklin

August 15, 2022 2329 words

There's people in the water and Mama won't hear nothing of them or tell me why they feel so familiar.

Dear Joriah Kingsbane, It's Me, Eviscerix the Sword of Destiny by Alexei Collier

August 1, 2022 952 words

Sometimes a sword and its wielder just... grow apart. It might be because someone became a tyrant, and started-- Actually, who knows how or why it starts, but it's time to move on and let go and maybe find a new destiny.

Heart of a Plesiosaur by Andrew K Hoe

July 15, 2022 2592 words

There's no such thing as ghosts. It's just... animation.

Of the Duly Conducted and Mostly Unremarkable Meeting of Don Quotidene and the Giants of Andalia by A.J. Rocca

July 1, 2022 1648 words

Squire Sancha and Don Quotidene ride the land of legendary Andalia, ignoring ogre's dens and wizard's towers to balance books and collect taxes.

The Twenty-Second Lover of House Rousseau by C.M. Fields

June 20, 2022 2224 words

The house is large and rich and immortal, and its family engineers its lovers for love, loyalty, and obedience.

The Hotel Endless by Davian Aw

June 10, 2022 3217 words

At the Hotel Endless all your dreams are just one nanobot built room away.

Timecop Mojitos by Sarah Pauling

June 1, 2022 1462 words

If your roommate asks you to help hide an interdimensional time-cave from a parade of timecops, you help hide an interdimensional time-cave from a parade of timecops.

Mochi, With Teeth by Sara S. Messenger

May 23, 2022 1549 words

Despite diaspora, June attempts ancestral magic she was never taught.

The Many Taste Grooves of the Chang Family by Allison King

May 16, 2022 3516 words

Remote Mouth can help recover lost family recipes and much more!

Vegetable Mommy by Patrick Barb

May 9, 2022 585 words

After the world ends, Vegetable Mommy is there to nourish both the stomach and the soul.

A Strange and Muensterous Desire by Amanda Hollander

May 2, 2022 2162 words

Vampire romance has never been so cheesy.

She Dreams In Digital by Katie Grace Carpenter

April 22, 2022 1474 words

Interstellar AIs dream of alien forests.

21 Motes by Jonathan Louis Duckworth

April 11, 2022 3055 words

A Hyperion Signature Model .75 Cubic Meter Smart Fridge can save you from food poisoning and toxic relationships.

Food of the Turtle Gods by Josh Strnad

April 1, 2022 3012 words

In the far flung future, or perhaps the distant past, four otherworldly turtles and their rat master crave a flatbread fit for the gods.

The Assembly of Graves by Rob E. Boley

March 16, 2022 3490 words

Jeanne is haunted by her marriage to Naomi. Will one last night together in a ghostly suite be the fresh start they both so badly need?

The House Diminished by Devan Barlow

March 2, 2022 1704 words

The four of them had just made this place a home. And then it started... diminishing.

Coffee, Doughnuts, and Timeline Reverberations by Cory Swanson

February 16, 2022 3897 words

The iterations meet in the basement for coffee and donuts, to remember they live through this, that something pulls them through, even if it's just '32 showing them it's possible.

The Galactic Induction Handbook by Mark Vandersluis

February 2, 2022 862 words

Now that you've joined the galactic federation, there are a few things you should have been doing all along.

Delivery For 3C at Song View by Marie Croke

January 17, 2022 2665 words

As a food delivery driver, Dana Utepi meets all kinds of people wishing for all kinds of things. About one in fifty usually latches into her ancestral wish-granting curse.

Tides That Bind by Cislyn Smith

January 3, 2022 919 words

Modern sailors are safe from the sea, but Scylla and Charybdis aren't unhappy. They have each other and the internet to keep themselves occupied.

There Are Angels and They Are Utilitarians by Jamie Wahls

December 15, 2021 3478 words

The Greater Good had done the math a long time ago. Compassion would inevitably doom their mission.

There's an Art To It by Brian Hugenbruch

December 1, 2021 2627 words

A Poemfire, with one final library to burn, finds it will not be such an easy duty to fulfill.

Lies I Never Told You by Jaxton Kimble

November 15, 2021 3500 words

Shanna's father is psychic… at least on paper.

Forced Fields by Adam Gaylord

November 1, 2021 1325 words

A pair of skinners work the crowd, testing barriers for a victim, but that's not what the report will say. It'll be her fault, for not starving to upkeep her force field.

It's Real Meat!™ by Kurt Pankau

October 15, 2021 3177 words

It's RealMeat™ in all the ways that count.

A Guide to Snack Foods After the Apocalypse by Rachael K. Jones

September 15, 2021 4903 words

It's good to have a mission in the post-apocalypse, even if it's just a list of all the things she and Jordan have eaten. It keeps them a little less scared of the Ganglies.

Rebuttal to Reviewers' Comments On Edits For 'Demonstration of a Novel Draconification Protocol in a Human Subject' by Andrea Kriz

September 1, 2021 1316 words

What 'peer reviewers' fail to grasp is that Jane Dráček no longer one of their peers. She's bigger. Tougher. And a little fiery.

The Art and Mystery of Thea Wells by Alexandra Seidel

August 16, 2021 2926 words

Viewed chronologically, her paintings convey the seduction, betrayal, and the ultimate price of her talent.

Fermata by Sarah Fannon

August 2, 2021 2141 words

Childhood home-- it's a misnomer. She didn't have a childhood here.

Kudzu by Elizabeth Kestrel Rogers

July 16, 2021 2671 words

The kudzu is like her illness, invasive, destructive, suffocating healthy tissue with homogenous scarring. The mech is her spirit: graceful and freeing.

Along Our Perforated Creases by K.W. Colyard

July 2, 2021 2499 words

Theres a societal pressure to fold, to be smaller, less of a burden on society. It's a safety thing too-- folded women are harder targets, less intimidating, safer to approach. But times change, and people grow.

We Will Weather One Another Somehow by Kristina Ten

June 16, 2021 3054 words

Human erosion is a beautiful and tragic thing. The measure of how much someone was loved, how exposed they were to life, show in the pieces that have been worn away.

One More Angel by Monica Joyce Evans

June 2, 2021 1221 words

1.) The afterlife is real. 2.) Teleportation is murder.

Three Riddles and a Mid-Sized Sedan by Lauren Ring

May 17, 2021 3099 words

In a world where the trolley problem isn't hypothetical in the slightest, people use all kinds of tricks and rituals to survive the AI car-pocalypse.

The PILGRIM's Guide to Mars by Monique Cuillerier

May 3, 2021 1997 words

Before the explorers, there were the innovators. After the explorers came the historians. After the historians, there were the caretakers. To them all, the PILGRIMs of Mars pay their respects.

For Lack of a Bed by John Wiswell

April 16, 2021 2755 words

Noémi's new couch feels a little too good to be... good.

The Day Fair For Guys Becoming Middle Managers by Rachael K. Jones

April 2, 2021 938 words

Armond is ready to make some changes if it means he'll get promoted. Hopefully the Brads see that potential, ready to be carved out.

The Void and the Voice by Jeff Soesbe

March 15, 2021 3480 words

Father refused every chance to say goodbye, and now we're both stranded in the dark, cold vacuum of space, where all he can do is talk, and all I can do is listen.

Boom & Bust by David F. Shultz

March 1, 2021 2415 words

Capital investment is a bloody business, but as long as you keep your rights close and your automatic rifle loaded, there's a chance you can make it to nice, defensible corner office.

A Study of Sage by Kel Coleman

February 15, 2021 2512 words

It's not easy to let go of someone you loved, but maybe, with practice, it'll be easier.

Energy Power Gets What She Wants by Matt Dovey

February 1, 2021 1917 words

Energy Power, Queen of New Hell, is looking for a way to be less... epic. At least long enough for her meat-space love life to improve

Unstoned by Jason Gruber

January 15, 2021 3118 words

There's not much people know about trolls, because it was easier to simply slaughter them.

Everyone You Know is a Raven by Phil Dyer

January 1, 2021 818 words

Everyone you know is a raven, because when humans group too close together, they create unkindness.

Tony Roomba's Last Day On Earth by Maria Haskins

December 16, 2020 3035 words

Tony Roomba came to Earth to seek intergalactic domination. What he found was 1.) humans had somewhat exaggerated their robotic advancements, and 2.) the prettiest housecat in the galaxy.

My Legs Can Fell Trees' and Other Songs for a Hungry Raptor by Matthew Schickele

December 2, 2020 2456 words

Crashed on an alien planet, a raptor musician entertains the locals and occasionally eats a member of the audience.

Mama's Hand of Glory by Douglas Ford

November 16, 2020 2743 words

Mama's instructions were always... clear, and with a planchette made of her own flesh, there was no chance of anyone stopping her advice from reaching her daughter.

Many-Faced Monsters in the Backlands by Lee Chamney

November 2, 2020 3475 words

In exile, the faces begin to emerge, splitting from me as I split from the Bureacuracy, as the rivers on this strange world split from their stem.

Are You Being Severed? by Rhys Hughes

October 16, 2020 2887 words

Hasn't everyone, at some time or another, been accosted by a salesperson in the guillotine department?

A Complete Transcript of [REDACTED]'s Video Channel, In Order of Upload by Rhiannon Rasmussen

October 2, 2020 3019 words

An amateur videographer dips their toes into relaxing cooking videos.

The Last Great Rumpus by Brian Winfrey

September 20, 2020 3007 words

No one can see my dog, but he's there, making the most of his afterlife.

That Good Old Country Living by Vanessa Montalban

September 16, 2020 2166 words

The journey away from the city feels like a journey through time, to a simpler era of animals and children.

For Want of Human Parts by Casey Lucas

August 17, 2020 3401 words

So much of the world has changed, and Bone Pile can't remember much of where it came from. But the woman reminds it of something... something like home.

Finding the Center by Andrew K Hoe

August 3, 2020 3516 words

Being what other people see is a dangerous superpower. In hunting down a supervillain syndicate it can be as useful as it is degrading.

Bring the Bones That Sing by Merc Fenn Wolfmoor

July 15, 2020 3492 words

The bones appear on Grandma's porch every day, and usually Muriel does as she's told, looking but not touching.

Minutes Past Midnight by Mark Rivett

July 1, 2020 3004 words

Even with super speed and super strength and the world's most powerful telepath in her head, she knows she's too late. The Missiles have launched. Millions are going to die, but maybe she can still save billions.

The Automatic Ballerina by Michael Milne

June 22, 2020 2367 words

It knows the audience doesn't believe in the possibility of a robotic soul, but Cassia is still going to give them performance of a lifetime.

Open House on Haunted Hill by John Wiswell

June 15, 2020 3015 words

133 Poisonwood is tired of vacancy. It's trying its best to impress, trying to show its visitors it's more than a house. It'd give them all the magic it could muster, if they'd just call it a home.

Synner and the Rise of the Rebel Queen by Phoebe Wagner

May 15, 2020 2822 words

The boards were made by the gangs in the slums, where the gods curse the sinners to live. Riding is for rooftop raids on the rich, not the royal brats of evil kings.

Everything Important in One Cardboard Box by Jaxton Kimble

May 1, 2020 2525 words

Roderick has slowly been changing Max for the better, cleaner, and emptier.

On You and Your Husband's Appointment at the Reverse-Crematorium by Bill Ferris

April 15, 2020 2283 words

There's not a lot of paperwork involved in resurrecting a loved one... but there's more chicken wire than you'd expect.

A Promise of Dying Embers by Jordan Kurella

April 1, 2020 3354 words

High on the Mountain of Three Seasons, Itta learned everything she could about how to kill dragons.

The Old Ones, Great and Small by Rajiv Moté

March 16, 2020 2845 words

The was a time when the Old Ones roamed the Earth, driving us to insanity with fear of the unknown. And then we caught them. And then we tamed them.

The Eat Me Drink Me Challenge by Chris Kuriata

March 2, 2020 2561 words

The magic of Eat Me Drink Me, once freed from the confines of the cold war and sexual escapades, took the spotlight in a dangerous new internet challenge.

The Cliff of Hands by Joanne Rixon

February 17, 2020 2861 words

A routine milestone for the rest of her hatchery is a nearly deadly obstacle for Eešan, but she will Fly the Hand, even if she has only one working wing.

Invasion of the Water Towers by R.D. Landau

February 3, 2020 855 words

On the day the water towers invaded, I was in a coffee shop, trying not to flirt with one very heroic barista.

Gorilla in the Streets by Mari Ness

January 20, 2020 3442 words

It's not easy to meet Magot Stanton, the gorilla of Wall Street. He works 24/7, even with his banana-peeling assistants to streamline his workflow.

Beldame by Nickolas Furr

January 10, 2020 2814 words

Aiden is on long uncomfortable road trip (taking a risky chance on a new boyfriend) when his bus stops in a small mysterious town, at an intersection of two worlds.

This Is What the Boogeyman Looks Like by T.J. Berg

January 1, 2020 1374 words

The boogeyman looks a lot like everything Aiden's been running from, from the moment it snatched his brother.

The Problem From Jamaica Plain by Marie L. Vibbert

December 16, 2019 3492 words

People don't just fall down and become babies again, and if they did, there would be quite a lot of paperwork.

Consequences of a Statistical Approach Towards a Utilitarian Utopia: A Selection of Potential Outcomes by Matt Dovey

December 2, 2019 1201 words

Tour a world where no one is allowed to fall behind or above the standard deviation of happiness.

The Train to Wednesday by Steven Fischer

November 15, 2019 3364 words

Charlie's just trying to get to Wednesday, but the temporal train is running late.

Consider the Monsters by Beth Cato

November 1, 2019 876 words

In the hours before the sky is scheduled to fall, little Jakayla spreads the word and offers shelter to everyone she can think of.

Save the God Damn Pandas by Anaea Lay

October 16, 2019 2999 words

Giving pandas the ability to speak should have made their extinction easier to avoid. Instead, Lan Lan is find new ways to frustrate his sex therapist.

Tracing an Original Thought by Novae Caelum

October 2, 2019 2783 words

The trick to freedom is never having an original thought.

Fresh Dates by D.A. Xiaolin Spires

September 20, 2019 3079 words

The vending machine taunts Vishaljeet with dates, offering up regurgitated assimilations when he tries to buy nostalgia.

Dear Parents, Your Child is Not the Chosen One by P.G. Galalis

September 11, 2019 2243 words

You can't really aspire to be a chosen one, but some parents seem to like arguing with fate.

Empathy Bee by Forrest Brazeal

September 2, 2019 2099 words

When implants and augmentations make information accessible at the twitch of an eye, a new kind of competition is born.

Colonized Bodies, Desiccated Souls by Nin Harris

August 16, 2019 3212 words

Everything he did, he did to make a home for Salmah.

The Inspiration Machine by K.S. Dearsley

August 2, 2019 945 words

Creativity isn't exactly something you can fake until you make... or is it?

Lies of the Desert Fathers by Stewart Moore

July 15, 2019 3547 words

In a monastery of surgically reformed monks, the abbot is found murdered. Now it's up to Doctor Abigail Wainwright to figure out who did it and fix them before the police get involved.

Little Empire of Lakelore by D.A. Xiaolin Spires

July 1, 2019 1937 words

Many problems plague the Little Empire of Lakelore. Fortunately, the solutions are easily decreed.

Bootleg Jesus by Tonya Liburd

June 17, 2019 2872 words

There was no reason why magic didn't manifest here, but if it did, why would it stay?

The Ceiling of the World by Nicole Crucial

June 3, 2019 1907 words

Coming to the city from a small town, Margaret expected to grow.

Dogwood Stories by Nicole Givens Kurtz

May 15, 2019 2872 words

Sadie loves her momma's stories of the dogwoods. She loves the history of them-- that they'd seen so much blood and unfairness, and knew what it was to be free from it.

What the Sea Reaps, We Must Provide by Eleanor R. Wood

May 1, 2019 827 words

For the town to prosper, the sea demands a sacrifice.

One Part Per Billion by Samantha Mills

April 15, 2019 3393 words

The aliens wanted to meet us, all of us, yet we could only send eight. As diverse a sample of our best and brightest as our divided world could supply.

Why Aren't Millennials Continuing Traditional Worship of the Elder Dark? by Matt Dovey

April 1, 2019 2105 words

Worship of the ancient Watchers is at an all-time low, leading many to believe that the unknowable entities of madness are just one generational dimension from our world.

The Last Death by Sahara Frost

March 15, 2019 3072 words

Death comes, at last, to collect its final soul.

Heaven For Everyone by Aimee Ogden

March 1, 2019 1861 words

When we opened heaven's gates, god came flooding out.

How Rigel Gained a Rabbi (Briefly) by Benjamin Blattberg

February 15, 2019 3294 words

Faith (and the onboard AI) diverts Rabbi Dov Applebaum from his course to Orion Station to answer a distress beacon

Local Senior Celebrates Milestone by Matthew Claxton

February 1, 2019 2014 words

It's nice to have visitors, but it would be nicer still if they were her species.

The Dictionary For Dreamers by Cislyn Smith

January 21, 2019 2141 words

A dictionary of dreamlike definitions you never knew you needed, and will never fully understand.

The Man Whose Left Arm Was a Cat by Jennifer Lee Rossman

January 11, 2019 3185 words

Thomas's life was exceedingly beige, which is why Wendiie is so fascinating.

The Divided Island by Rhys Hughes

January 2, 2019 925 words

There are two societies on this island, lawed and lawless, each with its own set of recursive zoos.

For the Last Time, It's Not a Ray Gun by Anaea Lay

December 17, 2018 2865 words

Connor's not sure if Kayla knows they're datng. He's never been very good at dealing with emotions. Turns out, they sort of have that in common.

The Hammer's Prayer by Benjamin C. Kinney

December 3, 2018 3291 words

Jakob Haskel picked the most artless place imaginable, toiling away the beautiful temptations of life.

The Coal Remembers What It Was by Paul R. Hardy

November 16, 2018 2930 words

The coal doesn't need a memorial or museum. It remembers.

The Memory Cookbook by Aaron Fox-Lerner

November 2, 2018 2060 words

Be careful not to let any bitterness into your memory, no matter how much The Consumer has taken from you. It will not pair well with anything else on the menu.

Still Life With Grave Juice by Jim Moss

October 15, 2018 2896 words

Some alien customs are just so.. bizarre. Humans, for instance-- did you know they eat their dead?

Pumpkin and Glass by Sean R. Robinson

October 1, 2018 1873 words

Prince Charming hears mice in the walls, and everything Cinderella has is making it worse.

The Fisher in the Yellow Afternoon by Michael Anthony Ashley

September 17, 2018 3235 words

A soul slips through the jaws of the death bear, and desperately tries to find a way back to life.

Glass in Frozen Time by M.K. Hutchins

September 3, 2018 1082 words

With the ability to stop time, control is easy to achieve, at least in her own home. The house can be perfect. Her daughter can be safe.

The Vegan Apocalypse: 50 Years Later by Benjamin A. Friedman

August 15, 2018 3660 words

Sit down with a McFleshy™ and imbibe this cautionary tale about the dangers of foresaking the legacy of The Great Meat Makers.

Medium Matters by R.K. Duncan

August 1, 2018 2331 words

If you find yourself with a ghost stalker, you have a few options.

Jesus and Dave by Jennifer Lee Rossman

July 16, 2018 2726 words

Jesus turns up on the doorstep of Dave-the-atheist's door with a couple of angels and a simple request.

Crimson Hour by Jesse Sprague

July 2, 2018 2480 words

The hero, having sacrificed an innocent to kill a unicorn, feasts with the grateful villagers. Or maybe there's more to the story.

Withholding Judgment Day by Ryan Dull

June 15, 2018 3282 words

According to Luke, Christ will return and end the world precisely at the moment no one expects him to, creating the need for an order of Expectant Monks to delay his arrival.

Tank! by John Wiswell

June 1, 2018 1034 words

A meet-cute between a tank and a couple of much-needed friends.

Graduation in the Time of Yog-Sothoth by James Van Pelt

May 16, 2018 3352 words

Maybe cliques aren't that different from cults, and graduating isn't so different from disappearing into the multidimensional ether. Honestly, the chaos of the eldritch gods hasn't changed much about high school.

The Efficacy of Tyromancy Over Reflective Scrying Methods in Prediction of Upcoming Misfortunes of Divination Colleagues, A Study by Cresivar Ibraxson, Associate Magus, Wintervale University by Amanda Helms

May 2, 2018 2418 words

A thorough and engaging report on the efficacy of cheese-based divination, unfortunately inconvenienced by plague rats and overzealous assistants.

Her February Face by Christie Yant

April 16, 2018 2865 words

Elena keeps her smiles shuttered, her heart locked away. Until she met Ivy, who danced in the rain.

Giant Robot and the Infinite Sunset by Derrick Boden

April 2, 2018 1001 words

Giant Robot wanders the battlefield, looking for something to fill the emptiness inside its titanium chassis

Soft Clay by Seth Chambers

March 16, 2018 2932 words

She's no one, but if you want to see someone, she can be anyone.

What Monsters Prowl Above the Waves by Jo Miles

March 2, 2018 1255 words

The void above the waves holds mystery, adventure, and strange, hungry, lonely creatures.

Artful Intelligence by G.H. Finn

February 16, 2018 3493 words

Once the intrepid inventor Minerva Wilde had created Artful Intelligence, it promptly abandoned scientific progress and turned to her brother Henry for more… theological studies.

Brooklyn Fantasia by Marcy Arlin

January 15, 2018 2258 words

A griffin, a sentient rock, and a semi-corporeal dream-eater face eviction. Eating the landlord didn't exactly solve the problem.

Six Hundred Universes of Jenny Zars by Wendy Nikel

January 1, 2018 2010 words

It's only when she reaches her apartment that Jenny realizes she's in the wrong universe. To find her way back, she has to figure out just how wrong this life went after Dougie's party.

The Leviathans Have Fled the Sea by Jon Lasser

December 15, 2017 2686 words

Once all the whales were gone, the sailors and their airships began a new kind of hunt.

Hakim Vs. the Sweater Curse by Rachael K. Jones

December 1, 2017 1044 words

Kit's anniversary gift is so moving. I mean, quite literally... moving.

Shoots and Ladders by Charles Payseur

November 15, 2017 2451 words

The grass is always greener in another universe.

When One Door Shuts by Aimee Ogden

November 1, 2017 2259 words

No one knows where the doors come from, only that they offer a trade. A life for a life. And everyone's waiting for Mia to take that offer.

Three Days of Unnamed Silence by Daniel Ausema

October 16, 2017 2871 words

A promising young academic pursuing his doctorate suddenly finds himself without a name, reduced to the power his body can create for its society.

Lightning Dance by Tamlyn Dreaver

October 2, 2017 1611 words

Superheroes are a lot less complicated when you're young.

The Entropy of a Small Town by Thomas K. Carpenter

September 15, 2017 2468 words

Some processes, like trading memories for car parts, are irreversible, and some, like loving Osmund, cannot be stabilized. That's just entropy.

Strung by Xinyi Wang

September 1, 2017 2030 words

If you're born in the Old Man's land, he'll put a string around your ankle and tie you to your soulmate. It's a blessing to be so certain of your destiny, and a curse to wonder, always, when destiny might part you from the love you chose.

Typical Heroes by Theo Kogod

August 16, 2017 3396 words

The battles for earth keep escalating, but non-supers just keep living paycheck to paycheck through the apocalypses.

For Now, Sideways by Merc Fenn Wolfmoor

August 2, 2017 1474 words

This planet was supposed to be a home, a utopia for families and accountants. And then came the birdfall.

The Shadow Over His Mouth by Aidan Doyle

July 17, 2017 2709 words

A descendant of Lovecraft and fan of eldritch lore blogs his gourmet travel across Eastern Europe, ignoring all ill-portents and mysterious disappearances along the way.

Monster of the Soup Cans by Elizabeth Barron

July 3, 2017 869 words

The scientist created a monster the other day. At least, for now, it seems content with the kitchen cupboard.

Regarding the Robot Raccoons Attached to the Hull of My Ship by Rachael K. Jones and Khaalidah Muhammad-Ali

June 16, 2017 5963 words

Two sisters squabble through the stars, resuming their rivalry through racoons, emails, and terraforming nukes.

The Existentialist Men by Gwendolyn Clare

June 2, 2017 576 words

Meet a group of friends and their sometimes-convenient powers.

The Aunties Return the Ocean by Chris Kuriata

May 15, 2017 3489 words

When the aunties tore apart and stole the ocean, they didn't reckon with how they might put it back.

The Things You Should Have Been by Andrea G. Stewart

May 1, 2017 830 words

Lei Wong could have been anything, and no one knows that better than his mother.

The Long Pilgrimage of Sister Judith by Paul Starkey

April 17, 2017 3511 words

Dedication- Deceleration- Destination-- the mantra of the interstellar faithful on the way to their new home. But for maven-elect Sister Judith, faith has never been about their destination.

O Stone, Be Not So by José Pablo Iriarte

April 3, 2017 1109 words

There's a symmetry to life, but when your child suddenly starts living backwards, the sides don't seem so balanced.

Bloody Therapy by Suzan Palumbo

March 1, 2017 1508 words

Say Bloody Mary three times in the mirror and she'll appear. What you do with her next isn't as well understood.

The Avatar In Us All by J.D. Carelli

February 1, 2017 1934 words

He's too old to visit... he'd just be in the way... tickets are so expensive... and her work is so busy... Even his daughter's android avatar is starting to question his excuses.

Curl Up and Dye by Tina Gower

January 2, 2017 1181 words

It's not easy, working through the tangles, and sometimes the knots are... deeper.

The Schismatic Element Aboard Continental Drift by Lee Budar-Danoff

December 2, 2016 2002 words

As the captain orbits the ship above their new home and adjusting to the stillness of their new stars, a religious revival begins to stir among the passengers.

The Banshee Behind Beamon's Bakery by Khaalidah Muhammad-Ali

November 2, 2016 547 words

Most nights, the alley is just an alley, but on the ninth of November, it belongs to the banshee.

October's Wedding of the Month by Emma McDonald

October 3, 2016 1763 words

Everyone that survived the ceremony agreed: it really was the perfect wedding.

Do Not Question the University by PC Keeler

September 2, 2016 1277 words

If you give the University no reason to question you, it may consider you worthy of an education.

Sustaining Memory by Coral Moore

August 1, 2016 1967 words

One by one, her memories fade into the machine, sacrificed to a purpose she no longer recognizes... but the last bead... it's one she might sacrifice all the others to keep.

Future Fragments, Six Seconds Long by Alex Shvartsman

July 1, 2016 777 words

Six seconds of a future is usually not much to look at, but today seems... different.

The Weight of Kanzashi by Joshua Gage

June 1, 2016 559 words

Astronauts are only allowed 650 grams worth of personal items. 650 grams of home.

Further Arguments in Support of Yudah Cohen's Proposal to Bluma Zilberman by Rebecca Fraimow

May 2, 2016 1514 words

A letter of proposal that offers first trust, and then, of course, love.

The Blood Tree War by Daniel Ausema

April 1, 2016 1249 words

Blood trees feed on battles, competing with each other for the strength of those sacrificed to their soil.

One's Company by Davian Aw

March 2, 2016 1181 words

On a deserted planet, the party begins with with one weary office worker looking to unwind.

May Dreams Shelter Us by Kate O'Connor

February 1, 2016 1975 words

Earth is shattered, and all that's left are a crew of unprepared scientists, a generation of unborn children, and a dream of hope.

The Osteomancer's Husband by Henry Szabranski

January 1, 2016 1172 words

Everyone loved her, until his mask slipped, and they saw what she'd done to save him.

St. Roomba's Gospel by Rachael K. Jones

December 2, 2015 982 words

The little vacuum cleaner listens to every sermon. Taking communion from crumbs and spills, its faith is unshakeable.

Giraffe Cyborg Cleans House! by Matthew Sanborn Smith

November 2, 2015 1983 words

A cybernetic giraffe isn't really the best fit for the kitchen.

The Grave Can Wait by Thomas Berubeg

October 2, 2015 2207 words

Old James McGrath ain't one to take death lying down.

A Room for Lost Things by Chloe N. Clark

September 1, 2015 1559 words

Rose's niece is almost eerily normal, until she talked about the door.

The Superhero Registry by Adam Gaylord

July 29, 2015 896 words

Working customer service for newly endowed superheroes shouldn't be as tedious as this guy is making it.

Not a Bird by H.E. Roulo

July 1, 2015 971 words

With all the modifications they've made, she's not sure if she deserves to be called a mother.

The Princess in the Basement by Hope Erica Schultz

June 1, 2015 974 words

There's a princess who sleeps with a monster under her bed, and a curse that can be broken with just the right tools.

In Memoriam by Rachel Reddick

May 1, 2015 988 words

It will take many generations of travelers to settle a new home, and many of their stories will be lost in the desert.

Virtual Blues by Lee Budar-Danoff

March 31, 2015 1999 words

Trying to find his way back to the 'net, Sal picks up gig after gig, playing music in the gaps between the audiences' playlists.

Taste the Whip by Andy Dudak

March 1, 2015 1675 words

After centuries of space travel, the ship Parvati yearns for a return to the simplicity of human bondage.


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