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Café Irreal



Description
The Cafe Irreal is a quarterly webzine that presents a kind of fantastic fiction infrequently published in English. This fiction, which we would describe as irreal, resembles the work of writers such as Franz Kafka, Kobo Abe, Clarice Lispector and Jorge Luis Borges. As a type of fiction it rejects the tendency to portray people and places realistically and the need for a full resolution to the story; instead, it shows us a reality constantly being undermined. Therefore, we're interested in stories by writers who write about what they don't know, take us places we couldn't possibly go, and don't try to make us care about the characters. We would also suggest you take a look at the current issue, archives, and theory (especially the essay, "What is irrealism?") pages on this web site.


Market Genres
Genres
Fantasy
Literary

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Flash
0 to 1000 words
1 cent/word

Short Story
1000 to 2000 words
1 cent/word


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Reprints?: No
Multiple Submissions?: Yes
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Estimated Response: 60 days

Market Response Data
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Accuracy:
There are 43 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
23 min | 49.18 mean avg | 52 median | 92 max days
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
6.97% - avg 74 days
Rejected:
93.02% - avg 47 days (12.50% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
-

Pending:
6 pending responses (2 min | 72 mean avg | 86 median | 146 max days waiting)
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We recommend querying after the time the market suggests to query.


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Listing added: 7 January 2013


Last officially checked: 4 April 2020


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