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Note: any profits seen in 2025 will go to NAPS (https://www.pms.org.uk) - a UK-based charity for PMDD.

Please interpret this theme however you like. Write us a quiet mood piece or an action-packed powerful, character-driven story. Make it humorous or as dark as the night. Send us your best speculative, horror, dark fantasy or dark sci-fi stories, as long as it's full of the feels.

Some ideas: the pattern could be in the narrative technique (fragmentation, mirror writing, foreshadowing, meta-fictional repetition), the thematic composition (think cycles of death and birth, family curses, sin and retribution) for example. Or how about incorporating chants, supernatural rituals, or echoes in your prose? A story with temporal patterns in it might float our boat (although be careful, we don’t want our inbox flooded with time loops and cyclical stories, unless done exceptionally well or with a novel twist). Seasonal patterns, recurring times, patterns in nature, patterns in objects which feature in your tale, geographical patterns, repetitive architecture, patterns in weather, behavioural ticks, recurring nightmares, obsessions…any tenuous link will do, just make it your best work and give it a good edit prior to sending it our way. You get the idea. Surprise us.


Market Submission Schedule
  • Permanently closing for submissions on Jun 1, 2025 (Begins 130 days from now)

Market Genres
Genres
Action/Adventure
Fantasy
Horror
Humor
Literary
Science Fiction

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Short Story
2000 to 4000 words
1 cent/word



Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Not Allowed
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only

Market-Provided Data

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Market Response Data (User-Reported)
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numbers will be so please be sure to log all of your submissions here and not just your rejections or acceptances.


Count:
There are 4 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 0 | Average: 3.00 | Median: 2 | Max: 8
Responded:
100.00%
Accepted:
-
Rejected:
75.00% - avg 4 days (0.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
25.00%
Dead Letters:
-
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
-
Withdrawn:
-

Pending:
There are 9 pending responses. (0 min | 9.11 average | 11 median | 15 max days waiting)
Note: pending statistics may skew high if some users neglect their data.
We recommend querying after the time the market suggests to query.


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Listing added: 5 January 2025


Last officially checked: 5 January 2025


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