A good portion of the work we publish on the website comes from complete strangers such as yourselves. While we remain small and irresponsible, and afflicted with mold-born allergies, we do our best to respond to all submissions quickly and professionally. That said, there are a number of things you can do to further enhance and streamline the experience for yourselves and for your friendly McSweeney’s editorial staff.
This statistical information is an aggregation of submission data provided by our members. The more data we have the more accurate our
numbers will be so please be sure to log all of your submissions here and not just your rejections or acceptances.
There are 44 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
0 min | 5.75 mean avg | 6 median | 11 max days
4.54% - avg 6 days
95.45% - avg 5 days(40.47% of rejections are personal)
0 pending responses (0 min | 0 mean avg | 0 median | 0 max days waiting) Note: pending statistics may skew high if some users neglect their data. We recommend querying after the time the market suggests to query.