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The Satirist



Description
Note: may not reply in the case of rejection.

The Satirist features original works of satire and parody, especially literary artifacts, as well as serious criticism and book reviews. The Satirist publishes satirical news as seen in The Onion, but these are just for topical amusement; they don’t generally purport to be of any lasting literary value.

The Satirist sometimes wishes it were The New Yorker, aspiring to lofty heights of sophistication and perspicacity. Instead, The Satirist produces satirical news, general satire, satirical and humorous essays, book reviews, movie reviews, as well as fiction and poetry.


Market Genres
Genres
General
Humor
Literary

Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Flash
0 to 1000 words
Non-Paying

Short Story
1000 to 7500 words
Non-Paying

Novelette
7500 to 17500 words
Non-Paying

Novella
17500 to 40000 words
Non-Paying


Market Submission Types
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Reprints/Originals?: Originals Only
Translations: Original Language Only

Market Response Data
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This statistical information is an aggregation of submission data provided by our members. The more data we have the more accurate our
numbers will be so please be sure to log all of your submissions here and not just your rejections or acceptances.


Count:
There are 5 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 0 | Average: 5.50 | Median: 5 | Max: 11
Responded:
40.00%
Accepted:
20.00% - avg 0 days
Rejected:
20.00% - avg 11 days (100.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
60.00%
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
60.00%
Withdrawn:
-

Pending:
There are 2 pending responses. (20 min | 21 average | 21 median | 23 max days waiting)
Note: pending statistics may skew high if some users neglect their data.
We recommend querying after the time the market suggests to query.


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Listing added: 2 May 2020


Last officially checked: 10 May 2022


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