The Satirist
Description
Note: may not reply in the case of rejection.
The Satirist features original works of satire and parody, especially literary artifacts, as well as serious criticism and book reviews. The Satirist publishes satirical news as seen in The Onion, but these are just for topical amusement; they don’t generally purport to be of any lasting literary value.
The Satirist sometimes wishes it were The New Yorker, aspiring to lofty heights of sophistication and perspicacity. Instead, The Satirist produces satirical news, general satire, satirical and humorous essays, book reviews, movie reviews, as well as fiction and poetry.
The Satirist features original works of satire and parody, especially literary artifacts, as well as serious criticism and book reviews. The Satirist publishes satirical news as seen in The Onion, but these are just for topical amusement; they don’t generally purport to be of any lasting literary value.
The Satirist sometimes wishes it were The New Yorker, aspiring to lofty heights of sophistication and perspicacity. Instead, The Satirist produces satirical news, general satire, satirical and humorous essays, book reviews, movie reviews, as well as fiction and poetry.
Market Genres
Genres
GeneralHumor
Literary
Market Types, Lengths & Pay Scale
Originals
Flash
0 to 1000 words
Non-Paying
Short Story
1000 to 7500 words
Non-Paying
Novelette
7500 to 17500 words
Non-Paying
Novella
17500 to 40000 words
Non-Paying
Note: This publication does not state a clear max word count, so the max word count for this listing has been set to a default.
Market Submission Types
AI Submissions?: Unknown Policy
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Electronic Submissions?: Yes
Postal Submissions?: No
Multiple Submissions?: No
Simultaneous Submissions?: No
Translations: Original Language Only
Market-Provided Data
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Market Response Data (User-Reported)
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Count:
There are 3 completed reports in the past 12 months.
Averages and Boundaries:
Min: 0 | Average: 0.00 | Median: 0 | Max: 0
Responded:
-
Accepted:
-
Rejected:
-
(0.00% of rejections are personal)
Rewrites:
-
Dead Letters:
66.66%
Lost/Returned:
-
Never Responded:
66.66%
Withdrawn:
33.33%
Pending:
There are 1 pending responses.
(85 min | 85.00 average | 85 median | 85 max days waiting)
Note: pending statistics may skew high if some users neglect their data.
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Submission Timeline for The Satirist
Submission Timeline
2024/04/07
2024/05/17
2024/06/26
2024/08/06
2024/09/15
2024/10/26
2024/12/05
2025/01/15
2025/02/24
2025/04/06
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Listing added: 2 May 2020
Last officially checked: 22 January 2025